roxylalonde:

roxylalonde:

valve be like. you know what this series needs? 2 games and NO MORE

jswatson:

a lovely creecher

buddwyer:

jame7t:

buddwyer:

failed my blood test, there was only a dark ichor

🤣 There was only a dark ichor! 🤣

🤣 There was only a dark ichor! 🤣

arcticpuppeteer:

sculpturesofeli: Caught this iconic Jamie x Alex moment yesterday on cam!!

Body Paint at Luxexpo Open Air, Luxembourg, 4th July 2023.

hp-up:

ierohero:

boobachu:

ierohero:

wet-dirt:

ierohero:

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

this is so unrelatable that i’m going to talk to my therapist about how much i don’t relate to this

ok. do you like need something or

They didn’t have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it’s okay I guess but it’s kinda awful.

It’s like it’s not mint chocolate but it’s also not toothpaste flavored, it’s some nothing else.

can anyone hear me. where am i

coughloop:

I was there when Sun Tzu said “punch that bitch in his stupid fucking pussy”, craziest part was it actually worked. But yiu know what they about coming at the general…. yiu best not miss!

geeses:

I don’t give a fuck what your sexuality is, harnesses are hot as fuck

foothive2:

foothive2:

foothive2:

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

its working

i can feel it working

olyoil:

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

flanbolt:

kingd8m:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

kingd8m:

trumbloola:

Let’s all make lissts of our friends

1. Your mom

Come on man

2. Your mom as well

cheeso:

cheeso:

alphabetcompletionist:

cheeso:

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26

i wasnt finished yet

z

prohaloplayer:

omegaverse:

cryptotheism:

omegaverse:

prohaloplayer:

omegaverse:

Dragons were probably real

they definitely were my great uncle saw them all the time

When my great grandpa’s coworker’s wife announced that she was pregnant her husband literally turned into a dragon and flew away forever

This happens a lot. They keep flying into power lines and dying.

They are just so stupid.

ny great uncle saw dragons all the time

geniusoflove:

an-american-whore:

geniusoflove:

proheromidoriyashouto:

geniusoflove:

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove……

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me